Quotes About Saturday-night

The bouncer scrutinized my face. "Do I know you?" he asked. No, I thought, but you might remember me from such Saturday-night hits as "Would you please put that punter down I'd like to arrest him," "You can stop kicking him now, the ambulance has arrived," and the classic "If you don't back off right now I'm going to nick you as well.

A Surreyside Saturday-night audience are generally inclined to be cheerful, and, if the fun on the stage doesn't satisfy them, they rely on their own resources.

Aunt Terannia stuck her head up through the hole. "Only me," she said briskly. Then blinked. "What is that on your arm?" "E-beam pulsor," Essie said matter-of-factly. "Far Away's favored Saturday-night special.