Quotes About Attraction

There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle.

I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.

My father was very funny, so I grew up with humor in the house. And I was always really attracted to comedies on TV. I was always really attracted to comics.

His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it.

Girls want to be with guys who have a sense of humor-it makes them far more attractive to us.

The most pleasant and alluring curve on a woman is the smile

Men are most virile and attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

He'd bet his right nut her skin would taste as good as it smelled.

Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.

Love may be blind, but lust is just damn stupid.

She may be an old flame, but she still smokin'.

You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart.

I can't drop it. It's how I'm drawn.

Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn't be bored." Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker.

Why go for something cold and dead, when you can have something hot and panting?

Great googly-moogly, I needed to stay away from this vampire.

Dear God, that man has a magnificent body.' ............. 'It's like having a cupcake thrust in front of your face and not being allowed to have a lick of the icing.

I'll just stay ten feet away from him at all times so I don't accidentally trip and fall and land lips first on his mouth.

Um, she'll take your number if you're single

He could be doing quantum physics in his head or undressing her in his mind—she'd never know the difference.

He didn't know what was hotter, her Star Wars reference or the breathiness with which she spoke it.

. . . I still wouldn't be able to control myself around him, and I'm math geek enough to know that equation doesn't work out.

If you took everything I'd ever found hot in a girl and piled them into a corner, you'd get Cricket Hunt standing in a corner.