Quotes About Men

She closed her eyes. "Okay, here's the thing. We have some chemistry," she allowed. "Some? Or supernova?" "Supernova. But," she said to his knowing grin. Good Lord, he needed to stop doing that. "I really did give up men." "Forever?" "My gut says yes, but that might be PMS talking. Let's just say I'm giving up men for a very long time." "You going to try out women?

Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible." PHOEBE TRAEGER

If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble.

Women might not like to admit their age, but men don't like to act theirs.

She'd read somewhere that every woman got a freebie stupid mistake when it came to men.

Half the people in Lucky Harbor were in love with him. The other half were men and didn't count.

If it's got tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble.

I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Me, I just want to do the stomping.

Never agree to marry a man because he has potential. Men are not like houses; they do not make good fixer-uppers.

Inside, the two men holed up in Donald's office for a few minutes, where apparently no vaginas were invited.

I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Hey, maybe that's what she'd wish for—luck. She'd wish for better luck than she'd had: with family, with a job, with men— Well, maybe not men. Men she was giving up entirely.

Never agree to marry a man because he has potential. Men are not houses, they do not make good fixer-uppers.

I always feared there was something about me. Maybe some inability to be loved that men could sense left over from being raised without family ties. Maybe loneliness is like a flaw men can spot and so shy away from.

Who's that fool yonder about to die?" asked Roy as the men were being escorted to the jail. They both turned and saw

Some men fall from grace. Some are pushed.

Love this job, Sanya murmured. Just love it. I need to challenge more people to duels, Thomas said in agreement. Men are pigs, Murphy said. Amen, said Molly. Lea gave me a prim look and said, I've not sacrificed a holy virgin in ages.

I grunted. It's something I picked up over a fifteen-year career in law enforcement. Men have managed to create a complex and utterly impenetrable secret language consisting of monosyllabic sounds and partial words—and they are apparently too thick to realize it exists. Maybe they really are from Mars. I'd been able to learn a few Martian phrases over time, and one of the useful ones was the grunt that meant I acknowledge that I've heard what you said; please continue.

Martin was alphabetizing my bookshelves. They used to kill men for sacrilege like that.

Dude, I said, making the word a disgusted sound. Single guys everywhere hate you. Starting with me.

In the ruins of my office stood a woman with the kind of beauty that makes men murder friends and start wars.

Isana had never understood men who made it a point to put trophies of their hunts on the walls. Gaius's study, its walls lines with the carcasses of books he had torn open and devoured, reminded her of nothing so much as old Aldo's hunting lodge, back in the Calderon Valley, and she thought it only marginally less boastful.

Our wives, our families, and our churches need godly men who have discernment--discernment to deal with life and life-issues on a spiritual level.

There is an impulse for vengeance among certain men south of the border that leaves even the sturdiest Sicilian gasping for fresh air.