Quotes About Men

Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.

50% of Americas population spends less than 10 dollars a month on romance. You know what we call these people? Men!

There is a video out now on how to please men. Here's tip number 1: Just show up!

I think I'm going to cry, this is crazy." "No, you're just processing. Go ahead and cry." "I thought men got nervous around crying females." "I'm a Marine, remember? We're trained to handle anything.

Men blush less for their crimes than for their weaknesses and vanity. [Fr., Les hommes rougissent moins de leur crimes que de leurs faiblesses et de leur vanite.]

Many men, seemingly impelled by fortune, hasten forward to meet misfortune half way.

Wrong way, Bones. The men's showers are in the opposite direction." I'll file that away with all the other information that doesn't pertain to me" was Bones' mocking reply.

Killing your rival doesn't guarantee happiness. Sometimes it ruins any chance you have of it instead. Memories of dead men hold far more power than the annoyances of living ones.

Don't send a man to the grocery store.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

So do boys and men announce their intentions. They cover you like a sarcophagus lid. And call it love.

I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.

if we begin on the men, there is no stopping. We must love them when we can.

People say I'm not good at writing about men. My dad left when I was 16. Give me a break. I'm doing the best I can.

If you write thrillers or mysteries or horror fiction or quote-unquote speculative fiction, men might read you, and the 'Times' might notice you.

The gestures and the swagger and the attitude of black men is imitated everywhere in American culture, but people still find black men intolerable.

I wouldn't say personally that I have problems communicating with men - though I'm not sure what the men would say.

Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men.

Men plan. Fate Laughs. Guis Alera, First Lord

I've never, ever had people being aggressive to me in public or abusing me, and actually quite a lot of men do say to me, 'You're quite good' - though they can't bear to go, 'You're great.'

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

I have a lot of male friends that I go the cinema with and movie and shopping. A lot of men friends I know love shopping.

I was in Covent Garden today having a pizza, and these men who worked there were secretly trying to take my picture from behind the counter. That sort of thing is so odd.

Leave it to a man to mess things up