Quotes About Men

Hope! of all ills that men endure The only cheap and universal cure.

Hope! Of all the ills that men endure the only cheap and universal cure.

It is naturally given to all men to esteem their own inventions best.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

My wife had her drivers' test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

I'm making fun of myself and I think I'm making fun of all men in our desperate, desperate attempt to understand the people we're with and hopefully through humor have them understand us.

I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs.

Men. They don't ask for directions, but they'll ask a demon for a favor.-Nina

Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously.

It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine.

Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which.

He's an even-tempered stallion. What he lacks in stamina he makes up for in speed, kind of like most of the men I've slept with.

At the dockside I was pleasantly surprised to find the North wasn't all hairy men in animal skins. There was also hairy women in animal skins.

Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters.

The life of nations no less than that of men is lived largely in the imagination.

The universe is full of men going through the same motions in the same surroundings, but carrying within themselves, and projecting around them, universes as mutually remote as the constellations.

Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed

Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later.

The most considerable difference I note among men is not in their readiness to fall into error, but in their readiness to acknowledge these inevitable lapses.

Gods and men create one another, destroy one another, though by different means.

Is there any conflict between science and religion? There is no conflict in the mind of God, but often there is conflict in the minds of men.

Manny has swung with many men, but many men never seen Manny's blissful swing.

I think about when I used to dress that way, not in that dress, obviously, but in that flesh. I will never do it again. I have learned all kinds of lessons from dressing that way, great lessons, terrible lessons, boring lessons, all of them, the big one being no matter how much you own yourself and your body and your mind, there are men who will always try to seek power over your body, even if it is just with their eyes, although often it is with their words and sometimes with their hands.