Quotes About Relationships

Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.

I am not convinced that men and women were ever meant to share the same house, though some people can do it beautifully.

I think men and women's burdens and destinies are intertwined.

Each life reverberates in every other life. Whether or not we acknowledge it, we are connected, woven together in our needs and desires, rich and poor, men and women alike.

Letter-writing on the part of a busy man or woman is the quintessence of generosity.

You must be aware that most men (and also not only a few women) are by nature not monogamous. This nature makes itself even more forceful when tradition and circumstance stand in an individual's way.

To ensure marital bliss, a man needs to be 1.09 times taller than his partner.

A woman is perturbed by what a man forgets---a man by what a woman remembers.

Some men are like a church-organ -- you can play on them for a lifetime and always find new harmonies; others are like a music-box -- they have four or five thin jingles.

Given the cultural barriers to intersex conversation, the amazing thing is that we would even expect women and men to have anything to say to each other for more than ten minutes at a stretch.

I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.

The more successful I become, the more I need a man.

Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!

If I ever loved a man better than I love my art, I should marry him and leave the stage. But I have never met such a man.

Men tell us we are womanly when we love but once. Men! They have told us a lot of things to make life comfortable for themselves.

I've noticed over my 22 years of living that, yes, women can be difficult, and I call myself a ladies' man, thinking I have them figured out. But as men, we will never understand women.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Because if a woman's heart was free a man might have hope.

Why would a man need both a wife and a mistress? A smart man would seek out and fall in love with a woman who can play both.

In reality, I don't see myself as a man hunter. In fact, when it comes to love, I am rarely the one to make the first move.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.

My father was a very difficult man.

Men know no medium: They will either, spaniel-like, fawn at your feet, or be ready to leap into your lap.