Quotes About Relationships

A woman's heart is not bought by the currency of a man's emotion for her. A woman's heart is won over by her own feelings for herself when he just happens to be around.

On the attraction between man and woman society is based; but its refined is greater than its gross force, and its weight is like the gravitation of the globe.

Few men looked on her without becoming, in a certain fashion, her lovers. But it was the kind of love that made them not less true, but truer, to their own wives.

Usually, when it's a story about three women all being involved with the same man, it ends in some eyeballs being scratched out and some weaves being snatched off.

Every man harbors an inner female territory ruled by his mother, from whom he can never entirely break free.

The real butches are straight ... dealing with and controlling men makes you stronger.

You can always find somebody to beat up. This goes back to the schoolyard. Most men would think, Don't chum with girls. But I chummed with girls.

I didn't confide in men. Well, I didn't confide in anyone.

I probably have more male friends that talk about us in a way that doesn't thrill me. I sometimes get a bit surprised when females talk like that around men.

It wouldn't be a Carrie Underwood album without a revenge song on it. People really like when I do that. I don't mean to. I don't hate men that much. But it turns out so well!

Apparently it was unethical for lawyers to sleep with their clients. This from a man who offered legal representation to assassins.

Wo men shi jie bai xiong di-we are more than brothers, Will.

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.

I've been out with men who have literally had an argument with the mirror because they couldn't get their hair right. When I was younger, I might have reassured him, but I can't do that anymore.

I moved to Los Angeles to be with a man I loved.

I understand men much better than most women I know.

What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look for in a woman: Pia Zadora as she was ten years ago.

Men should come with instruction booklets.

We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.

When a woman marries she belongs to another man; and when she belongs to another man there is nothing more you can say to her.

When a man mourns for someone who has played him false, it is not for love of her, but for his own humiliation at not having deserved her trust.

Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.

I'd been blindsided with the most painful knowledge: the first man to ever say he loved me had never loved me at all. His passion had been artificial. His pursuit of me had been choreographed.

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.