Quotes About Relationships

It's like my characters, all my men are Dad and me in a mess; all my female characters are smart and hopeful, like Mom just trying to make the best of things.

me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part.

And I met your baby moms last night. We took a picture together, I hope she frames it. And I was drinking at the Palms last night. And ended up losing everything that I came with.

Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

Mom's eyes blazed. "Are you sleeping with her?" Oh, god. Did we have to do this here? Now? "Well, actually," I smirked, "we don't get a lot of sleep.

I've always been a person that, if I'm with a woman, she's in the picture. Even my son's mom, she was on my early (album) covers.

The more Dad and Mom love each other, the more secure their children will feel.

If I could just stay alive for a week, I'd know the unwritten secrets of Anna's mom and the Dutch Tulip Guy.

Moms come up to me at book signings.

Sinatra was just one of Mom's friends.

Ultimately, the only people who are in any way edified by hanging with famous people are you at the age of 11 and your mom.

I love my mom so much, and I always have, but I was definitely a monster to her a lot during my teen years.

I've always wanted to be a mom because I want to give a kid all of the magical gifts my mom gave to me, such as love and friendship. She and I had this incredible connection that was so unbelievable.

No man can protect you like your father, No women can love you like your mother.

Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs.

If you don't have your friends and your family, what do you really have? You can have all the money in the world, but with no friends and no family, it's no good.

Use money and love people. Don't love money and use people.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.

Money is either the best or the worst area of communication in our marriages.

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

I may not have married for very sound reasons, but money was the least of them.

No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction. A man is pleased that his wife is dressed as well as other people, and the wife is pleased that she is dressed.