Quotes About Relationships

I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money.

With money, who needs friends?

Millionaires are marrying their secretaries because they are so busy making money they haven't time to see other girls.

Every single instance of a friend's insincerity increases our dependence on the efficacy of money.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

Love, it turns out, is as undemocratic as money, so it accumulates around people who have plenty of it already: the sane, the healthy, the lovable.

Women love money. You give them a couple thousand bucks and they're happy.

The richest man in the world is not the one who still has the first dollar he ever earned. It's the man who still has his best friend.

Do not be shy to call customers who owe you money. It works.

Infatuation is not quite the same thing as love; it's more like love's shady second cousin who's always borrowing money and can't hold down a job.

Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness.

We both spend our money on things that break too easily like… people.

If I were to meet the most incredible man, and he just so happened to not make as much money as I do, I wouldn't hold it against him.

When you get in a point when you generate finances in a circle of people they gonna treat you different. They gonna treat you like as if you're gonna bring the money. You're the cash cow.

Few fathers care much for their sons, or at least, most of them care more for their money. Of those who really love their sons, few know how to do it.

Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.

Money can be fickle, having a lasting relationship with a few and a brief fling with others, while just flirting with the rest of us.

Money will not change how healthy you are or how many people love you.

Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet.

She knows how to hang on to my money. I wish her mom were the same way.

In my opinion, all boyfriends should turn out to be secretly wealthy.

I lend people money, but I'd never lend something that would jeopardise a friendship if I didn't get it back.

I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude.

Years later I would hear my father say the divorce had left him dating his children. That still meant picking us up every Sunday for a matinee and, if he had the money, an early dinner somewhere.