Quotes About Relationships

Some of the wildest men make the best pets.

Everyone's pet is the most outstanding. This begets mutual blindness.

I don't treasure things much - just people. And pets.

I've never been around pets. I didn't have pets as a child.

Sweetheart, all men are animals. Feed us, pet us, and use a firm hand, and we'll worship at your feet.

Love is for friends & pets...and family...only if they really love you as unconditionally as your friends and pets.

On Love - Love without trust is the love you give a dog. You may call that cute little mutt a member of the family but you don't let him in the kitchen when there's a roast on the table.

She was better with animals than people. Give her a sick cat or dog, she was golden. Not so much with her own species.

I saw myself as a teacher's pet but with a little of Ed Haskell mixed in. I was the teacher's pet, but that didn't mean that I was trying to pull one over.

We love ourselves notwithstanding our faults, and we ought to love our friends in like manner.

You will attract to yourself people who harmonize with your own philosophy of life, whether you wish it or not.

If you have reasons to love someone, you don't love them.

For others, in spite of myself, from myself.

Love had surely made us all and hate would surely make us fall.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

It's my belief that people enter your life at exactly the right time.

Love does not rule; but it trains, and that is more.

If you love your life, everybody will love you too.

Love is like a spice. It can sweeten your life - however, it can spoil it, too.

When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

When I could have used a wife, I could not support one; and when I could support one, I no longer needed any

Hatred is increased by being reciprocated, and can on the other hand be destroyed by love.

Love is an act of courage.