Quotes About Relationships

Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.

Have you any idea what it's like to live under the same roof as four women? Armageddon is the best word for it.

It might be that women who have beennurses should not marry physicians. They have too much respect for physicians, are taughtto have too much respect

Some women drop off the face of the earth when they get involved with a man. And that's what it's been like with me.

Marriage is traditionally the destiny offered to women by society. Most women are married or have been, or plan to be or suffer from not being.

I never understood why people take drugs. They're habit forming and they can kill you. I didn't need anything to pep me up or make me feel more creative, and I didn't need them to help me with women.

...women are better at keeping secrets, but men are more comfortable with them.

I was a bad dater, and up until 8th grade I went to an all boy's school. So, by the time I hit high school I was a bit freaked out by women in general.

I'm convinced women actually think they can read minds. Like when a woman goes, "I can tell you don't want to hang out with me today." And you're like, "What are you talking about? I actually do!"

He drove me home in the van, complaining, 'Women only like me for my mind'.

You don't make movies about "men" and "women." You make movies about this guy and this woman and if you get them right, you'll automatically connect with a lot of people.

Men and women in their mutual attraction are driven to the very emptiness they are trying to avoid.

The man who can best gets along with women, is the man who can get along without them.

Men and women are from different zip codes. All guys understand - well this is just my opinion - you guys don't understand with words. You guys understand with actions.

But there's so many things in life like women, like children, like God and family that transcends the world of hip-hop.

Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.

I've always been attracted to independent women, but the idea that someone could be independent and still kind of put herself second at times was pretty interesting.

Dating black women will ruin your life

So few women have any clear idea of the power their ordinary beauty holds over so many of us men.

I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's an idiot," which lasted a little longer than I'd like.

I'm not Superman. I can't handle all of these women.

All a lot of women see are dollar signs.

We need new cultural scripts. Women don't say what we want, and we don't say what we don't want. Unless we're reacting to a stranger, we generally aren't great at turning down someone's advance.

Women do date better than men. They'll get prepared. Men just kind of show-up.