Quotes About Relationships

Your mom's not that bad," said Jim. "Are you trying to make me mad?" "Okay she is." "I knew it. You've never liked her." "What's the right answer?" "So you're just telling me what I want to hear?" Jim reached over and put a hand on his wifes. "I love you.

That's the key to love: Never explain yourself. If a woman attacks, and your response is explanations, then strap on a helmet.

Serge slammed the phone down. "All the women in my life! You try to be polite, but they still talk to you.

Cowards and men do not cry the same, and a man can cry with dignity and not confuse the two. But when women get going, they can sometimes throw ashtrays with the velocity of Sandy Koufax, and it is best to leave the house.

First, they set the hook with mind-bending kinky shit. Then a year later you're living in a Talking Heads song, dressed like Teddy Ruxpin, living with a strange woman in a big house full of frilly throw pillows, experiencing the frequency of sex that can only be charted by Halley's Comet. and you're wondering: How did I get here?

Love is a journey that requires patience, kindness, and understanding. It's not always easy, but it's always worth it.

Love is not about possession, it's about appreciation. We should love people for who they are, not for what they can do for us.

Love is not just a feeling, it's a choice we make every day to cherish and care for the people we hold dear.

Love is not just about finding someone who completes you, it's about making each other better and growing together.

The greatest happiness in life is the feeling of being loved, and the greatest gift we can give is to love others in return.

Respect the person you're with. My philosophy is, if I'm not happier when I'm with you, then there's no reason for me to be with you. I'm happy on my own.

It's no secret that I have, at best, a strained and awkward relationship with my dad. The Wasserman family - my mom, my sister, Lew and Edie - raised me. They are the people I define as my family.

In the past, I've been very open and affectionate towards females. It's definitely no secret.

I am not one of those actresses who says she has no time for love.

I'm not into cliches like 'no time' for love. If I find the right person, I'll definitely find time.

I've learned that most of gay America is coupled up, or looking to be. No wonder gay marriage has such traction. So many of us are already in it, so of course we want the legal benefits.

For a century, women have binged on romance novels that encouraged them to associate intimidation with infatuation; it's no wonder that this emotional hangover still lingers.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.

You fight the most with your brother. The first fight you're going to get into is with your brother. The first fight you lose is going to be with your brother. But nobody else better try to fight your brother. Only you can fight your brother without it being a problem.

When other people say, 'Oh you're so-and-so's friend, brother, or husband,' it's reductive to the point of being white noise.

I like the idea of marriage, but I think I'm a nomad.

We were too young to know better, and none of us were very aggressive people. It would have helped a lot if just one of us had been aggressive enough to say no.

There's no way you can create a chemistry where none exists.