Quotes About Relationships

No one can survive on their own. Thinking you can is ridiculous, especially going into the middle half of the 21st century. To think you can do it alone is just ridiculous.

Who you allow into the circle of your life will make the difference in the quality of your life.

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, "Hey, man, women are crazy," you've got a friend.

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally whereas men are loved conditionally (, - and that's not right.)

It's important for men to get your money right. Women, it's important for you to get your money right, but it's not as important for you as it is for us. Why women? Cause no one will ever not fuck you cause you're broke. Your pussy will never be turned down for financial reason. It ain't gonna happen. That's right, pussy is like Visa, accepted everywhere.

Women don't like nice guys. Say they do, don't. They got to have an asshole first. Every woman goes through her asshole phase.

Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides something.

You know what a platonic friend is to a woman? It's like a dick in a glass case. In case of emergency break open glass.

Guys, never ask a woman how many men she slept with, cause you don't wanna know. Just be happy you're fucking her now.

You ask a woman how many guys she fucked, she's not gonna tell you how many guys she fucked. She'll tell you how many boyfriends she had. Cause women only count their boyfriends. That's right, they don't count those miscellaneous dicks they had.

Men don't have platonic friends, okay? We just have women we haven't fucked yet.

Men are as faithful as their options.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

So much lies in our communications with one another--even the most fleeting and careless of insults can wound us, so you can imagine that if you feel a physical response to a passing curse from a stranger on the highway, pronouncements of failure and worthlessness from a parent or loved one will strike sharply deep within you.

There are people that I believe shouldn't like me, and if they did, I'd be sad. ~ Jon Stewart

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?

P]eople, who seek the companionship of like minds and bodies, cannot simply be thrown together and expect to thrive.

Time, effort, and imagination must be summoned constantly to keep any relationship flourishing and growing.