Quotes About Relationships

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her — and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

if you're not happy with who you're waking up with most mornings, make a change -- if you want something (or someone) else, go for it.

we were both home by 7pm in time for The Archers, it was a cause for celebration. More often than not, we only saw each other at weekends or encountered the other as a warm body in bed in the small hours, having worked late or been out with friends. But

Danes are blunt and direct and trusting and secure

Happy folk, I knew, were proven to earn more, be healthier, hang on to relationships for longer and even smell better.

Love always leads to love.

Cuando te encuentras con alguien, recuerda que se trata de un encuentro santo. 2 Tal como lo consideres a él, así te considerarás a ti mismo. 3 Tal como lo trates, así te tratarás a ti mismo. 4 Tal como pienses de él, así pensarás de ti mismo.

special relationship A relationship with someone that we think will contribute to our specialness and save us from the perceived lack we feel within ourselves. This love is not real and will sooner or later end in disappointment. God's answer to this mistaken endeavor is to create holy relationships joined together by His Love.

buscamos en otros lo que consideramos que nos falta a nosotros.

A cat does not want all the world to love her -- only those she has chosen to love.