Quotes About Relationships

The magic formula that successful businesses have discovered is to treat customers like guests and employees like people.

And I'm a bad boy 'cause I don't even miss her. I'm a bad boy for breakin her heart

The life he heard over the phone was his life.

The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Why else do we live, except to be loved and remembered by those we love?

Relationships break down and many people live their days alone and for a lot of unions that do last not all the people are always so happy. Love is not guaranteed.

It is a defect of God's humor that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them.

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.

about sex or where babies come from, you marry someone you've never really talked to and then you live in a house so stuffed with family members that you never get to spend a moment with your spouse alone. Many children in India are conceived in bathrooms.   I

Longer metaphors, in the form of stories, allow more sophisticated relationships: […] In planning, the boundaries between myth, history and fiction are not so consequential as one might think.

All that you've loved is all you own

Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own...

I've made a profound transformation. I've fashioned some cyber-underwear. I'm not scared of anything! Actually, I am scared of a few things. Cyber world is a world of adventure, a new galaxy. I'm big on adventure. But I don't assume that just because the word cyber is being used as a prefix, doesn't give it anymore value or credence. Cyber relationships have the illusion of intimacy, sometimes with the absence of intimacy. Is it better to have a conversation in a café or on the telephone?

I've never met anyone who made it with a chick because they owned a Tom Waits album. I've got all three, and it's never helped me.

You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops.

Better to have the right person at the wrong time than to never had met them at all.

Even unconditional love has it's conditions.

Love doesn't justify your actions. Your actions justify your love.

Love makes the world go round but money pays for the trip.

Money can't buy love but it can sure buy a nice frickin mattress.

My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn.

One man's trash ends up another man's wife.

Sex is only 10% of a Good Marriage but it's 90% of a Bad One.