Quotes About Relationships

Human ties are the greatest distorters of reality because they tend to conceal man's worst selfish instincts.

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

A good husband is healthy and absent.

In wealth, many friends; in poverty, not even relatives.

The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.

Binkie, the one and only. He can hear her rings clacking on the plastic phone, and he chuckles, envisioning with amusement the bejeweled and suntanned manicured grip his grandmother thinks she has on his balls. And she does.

By 2008, illegitimacy had reached extraordinary levels: 72 percent for blacks, 66 percent for American Indians, 53 percent for Hispanics, 29 percent for whites, and 17 percent for Asians.185 A majority of black, Hispanic, and Indian children are therefore coming into the world without the support of a married couple.

Black and Hispanic men are at least twice as likely as whites to batter their wives and girlfriends.195* One 2005 study found that Hispanic women were nine times more likely than white women to report domestic violence.196 Blacks are 8.4 times more likely than whites to kill their spouses.197

The degree of cooperation between organisms can be expected to be a direct function of the proportion of the genes they share; conversely, the degree of conflict between them is an inverse function of the proportion of shared genes.

Vielä senkin kestää että ystävästä tulee vihamies, mutta ei sitä, että mies on äkkiä kuin tyhjä rengas.

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content.

I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many people do I know, and how much ransom money could I get for each one?

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.

I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side.

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.

We can't be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you're a lady, and I'm a gentleman, I'll shave mine off.

I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home.

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other's hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now." But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.

Yesterday I saved a baby, a boy, a man, and an old man from death, and all by simply not impregnating anybody. But I don't consider myself a hero. Merely heroic, and also unable to reach any of my lady friends on the phone.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.

Love one person at a time, that's the motto I'll try to get my clones to live by.