Quotes About Relationships

Dont compare your new relationship with your old ones, thats unfair to your new partner and a disaster waiting to happen.

Don't forget your past, mostly because I was a part of it.

If the government could tax broken hearts, there would be no deficit.

You know what the duck said when their lover left them? "Quack!" I guess you can say that the duck quacked.

Of all the moments in my life, you were always there somewhere. Once as a wish. Once as a blessing. And now as the greatest loss I'll ever experience.

It amazes me so that we enter a relationship whole and leave it only a half.

The saddest thing about breakups is that the children get dumped, too.

I don't know how to not love you, I only know how to not let you go.

This sucks! I can't think! I can't sleep! I can't eat! Is love supposed to hurt so?

When I said I didn't want to see you anymore why did you choose that particular statement to be the only one you ever listened to?

We enter relationships as a somebody and leave them as a nobody.

Mars and Venus? Nope. The only problem between the genders is that we each have the others needs and wants backwards. Men want to be needed, and women need to be wanted. Not the other way around. It's that simple!

Obsession is feeling fearful that you may be losing him; detachment is knowing that he may be losing you; and apathy is the past tense of both.

The funny thing about breakups is they point out what we didn't even know we had, but don't give us the option of going back into battle armed with that knowledge.

As soon as your ex sees you smiling, thats the minute they want you back.

Our love is like a pencil; It could get strong or it could break, I wish it would erase.

You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.

My old dude f*cked up. My new boo lucked up. My ex tryna suck up. These dudes got me f*cked up.

Message to my ex: lets face it sweetie, you can go through a thousand girls to try to replace me but none of them will treat you like I did.

Message to my ex: if only she knew how you still hit my phone.

Message to my ex: I see that new chick you're with.... You could do better.

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my mom always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

Theres a guy out there who is going to be really happy that you didnt get back together with your ex-boyfriend.

Every happy woman has at least one ex boyfriend behind her.