Quotes About Relationships

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

A man in the house is worth two on the street.