Quotes About Relationships

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

Mother love is the most powerful, the most irrational force on earth, even more powerful than sexual love. However, one does lead to the other, so best not to spurn the former.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

Loving's pretty easy. It's letting someone love you that's hard.

Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed.

Happiness is pretty simple: someone to love, something to do, something to look forward to.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

It doesn't matter to me. We're still cousins in our own way. Blood's just something old people talk about to make you feel bad.

It gets harder to name children when you get older. Because by the time you're in your thirties every name you think of reminds you of someone you hate. We have to hurry; we're down to Jethro and Nefertiti.

What are men wearing? Why do they think women like horse saddles and pine sap? If a man wanted me to follow him down the street, he should wear something called "Butter Cookie" or, even better, "Croissant."

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them, so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours.

After two years I said to my boyfriend, "Either tell me your name or it's over."

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage — they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.