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Quotes About Relationships

Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.
~ Jill Shalvis
Love is when someone puts you on a pedestal and yet when you fall, they're there to catch you anyway.' - Tara Daniels
~ Jill Shalvis
And the truth is, sometimes my sisters and I do get jealous, and sometimes we do say things to-and about-one another that are thoughtless and rude. We don't meant them, though. It's just whenever we're together, we slip into our old familiar roles.
~ Jillian Medoff
No one is all good or all bad. You can love your father because he clothed and fed you, but you can hate him because he's a man and tragically flawed.
~ Jillian Medoff
If I fall in love with a woman, that's awesome. If I fall in love with a man, that's awesome. As long as you fall in love… It's like organic food. I only eat healthy food, and I only want healthy love!
~ Jillian Michaels
If you want to meet your true love, don't focus on wanting someone to take away your loneliness or make you feel less unloved. Instead think about everything you have to offer the right person, and imagine the beautiful, productive relationship you will have, which is what you will project and attract.
~ Jillian Michaels
I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.
~ Jilly Cooper
He thought of Hilary's tantrums, of her vacuum-cleaner kisses, her sharp teeth and scraping hands.
~ Jilly Cooper
If Women's Lib want a crack at the positions of power, they must forfeit their position of weakness. It will be men and children in future who will be helped solicitously into the first lifeboats, and the man who sits like a stuck pig in the car while his wife leaps out in the pouring rain, opens the door for him, and spikes her eyes out as she covers him with an umbrella.
~ Jilly Cooper
I adore watching other people in restaurants, beautiful people toying with steak tartare, hoping to be recognized, married couples eating but not talking, lovers eating each other, illicit couples ducking nevously behind the celery and the gristicks every time the door opens, children doing more whining than dining, storing food in the corners of their cheeks like cherubs at the corner of old maps, then suddenly spraying spinach all over the snow-white tablecloth.
~ Jilly Cooper
Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.
~ Jim Benton
Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer
~ Jim Benton
His name was Mr. O. H. Lee and sometimes she said hello and he said nothing.
~ Jim Bishop
Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.
~ Jim Butcher
Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.
~ Jim Butcher
Isaac, tell your girlfriend she can't bring weapons into holy-shit-your-spider's-on-fire!
~ Jim C. Hines
A lot of good love can happen in ten years.
~ Jim Carrey
But, you know, you can't be a star at home.
~ Jim Carrey
I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this.
~ Jim Carrey
Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast. I don't have time for anything else right now but work and my daughter. She's my first priority.
~ Jim Carrey
The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.
~ Jim Carrey
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
~ Jim Carrey
Why, Katie wondered, eyeing them at the altar, is false love so proud, and true love so fearful?
~ Jim Carrey
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
~ Jim Cole