Quotes About Fame

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

Someone once said "The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches." I think that's funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that's what I am.

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

I think I'm the most underrated superstar that's out there, but that doesn't matter to me.

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen.

He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.

For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).

It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think you're dead when you're not in the public eye.

You always dream about being on a baseball card. It's kind of funny when you finally see it.

I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange.

All geniuses die young.

I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!

I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.

You know, I don't know if you know this about me or not, but I'm kind of a big deal.

It's funny, but three of my early films were with Liam Neeson, before Liam Neeson was a big star.

I don't want to be rich and I don't want to be famous.

When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.

In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.

It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.