Quotes About Skeptic

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

Disarming an idealist was easy

The important thing in dealing with the Indian is not to believe everything you hear.

Death is a confirmation of the believer's creed. For the skeptic it is discovery, immense and late.

What do you take me for? Do you think I was born yesterday? Do you think I have never dealt in eggs?

Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.

On Religion: I'm reluctant to believe that some statue of the Holy Mother wept real tears in a church in Cincinnati or Peoria or Teaneck last week after the Wednesday-night bingo games, witnesses only by two teenagers and the parish cleaning lady. And I'm not ready to believe that a shadow resembling Jesus, cast on someone's garage wall by a yellow bug light, is a sign of impending apocalypse. God works in mysterious ways, but not with bug lights and garage walls. Dean Koontz Cold Fire

Well, I'm not that much into ideals. I can't see the point of it.

Until proven innocent, I regard all "gardenias" as I do footprints of the Snowman, engines that run on vacuum energy, or good wines from Savoie.

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

I may love to shop, but I'm not buying your bullsh...

I don't trust anyone as far as I can throw them.

You never question the truth of something until you have to explain it to a skeptic.

Because I don't care what anyone says or how often or winningly they say it: no one will ever, ever be able to persuade me that life is some awesome, rewarding treat.

He had to be putting me on. No one was this slow outside of HEE HAW.

All a skeptic is is someone who hasn't had an experience yet.

I have no faith in political arithmetic.

I'd lost all faith in everything, except for the certainty that there's always someone behind our backs waiting to deceive us.

He thought astrology was a load of bosh! Didn't believe in stars and planets telling his fortune or anyone else's.

but you can't ever be sure about a white man, and if you've got one that believes in virgin births, risin' from the dead, and God punishin' two nekkid people for wantn an education, you need to watch his ass ever' minute of the day.

When it comes to being around women, I wouldn't trust that guy further than I could spit a Norwegian rat," Lucas had grumbled.

I'm talking to a guy who says he was taken up in a flying saucer and had sexual experiments done on him - which, I got to say, is probably the only sexual experiments he's ever had done on him, that didn't involve a heifer.

Like most modern people, I don't believe in prophecy or magic and then spend half my time practicing it.

1. Don't believe nobody. The bastards are after you. 2. Keep your mouth shut. Don't stick your neck out. 3. Keep your ears open. When they make a slip, grab on to it and wait. 4. Everybody's a son of a bitch and whatever you do they got it coming. 5. Go at everything roundabout. 6. Don't never trust no dame about nothing. 7. Put your faith in dough. Everybody wants it. Everybody will sell out for it.