Quotes About Success

This is one bar you should take home.

At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.

Business is the most exciting game.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.

I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy.

It's funny, but three of my early films were with Liam Neeson, before Liam Neeson was a big star.

Workin' so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back.

Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where.

It's funny because when you do become successful, you're forced to look backwards and try to crawl back into the womb where you first started to create.

What a great hitch to pit!

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

It's funny how you can struggle with one piece and write a better one in a minute. When things come easy, it means it's good.

You can mythologize Steve Jobs, but really in the end, he was a kid from the Valley, with his funny little friends, and they made something. That's all he was.

I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better.

I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.

My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.

Hip hop is kinda funny because the further you get into it the more at risk you are.

And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.

My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny.