Quotes About Question

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they are willing to give you a visa even if you haven't been.

I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there."

Can human beings change? The humor, and the sadness, of remarriage comedies can be said to result from the fact that we have no good answer to that question.

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

Why Is It That When You Wash Two Socks You Only End Up With One? Is There Life After Death? and Where Did The Other Sock Go?

A mind without a secret is with a question mark! A mind with so many secrets shall attract an exclamation one day!

Will there be cheese?" asked Chisolm.

My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.

to pee or not to pee that is the question

That, of course, is what great works of imagination do for us: They make us a little restless, destabilize us, question our preconceived notions and formulas.

Awaken people's curiosity. It is enough to open minds, do not overload them. Put there just a spark.

Always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question.

Every need brings what's needed. Pain bears its cure like a child. Having nothing produces provisions. Ask a difficult question, And the marvelous answer appears.

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane.

Biggest question: Isn't it really 'customer helping' rather than customer service? And wouldn't you deliver better service if you thought of it that way?

When you ask a dumb question, you get a smart answer.

Time will discover everything to posterity; it is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put.