Quotes About Wallet

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.

Travel continues to broaden the mind and slim the wallet.

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. ROBIN WILLIAMS

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it..it makes me cry.

The man reached into his coat and pulled out a wallet containing an ID card. Agent Dwight, FBI. Miss Baker, I need you to come with me. You're in danger here. In danger? Robin said. In danger from what? Not from what. From who, Agent Dwight said, and glanced over at Creek. You're in danger from him. He's going to kill you, Miss Baker. At least he is going to try. Robin turned to Creek. You bastard, she said. You never said anything about killing me when we made the date.

A father is a fellow who has replaced the currency in his wallet with snapshots of his kids.

I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.

If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and somebody offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Inside is a note that says, "Say thanks!"

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

All expenditures, whether from the heart or the wallet, in the past or present, big or small, can be viewed as either "depleting" or "enriching." Enriching works for me.

Ehrlich found a great source of happiness in the first postcard he received from a cured patient. He kept this always in his wallet in the breast pocket of his coat.