Quotes About News

Journalism is organized gossip.

Today they have proven once again that the mainstream media can't print enough bad news about our troops.

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not the material itself

The local market The local village or town market is often open-air, with canvas-covered stalls. The traders sell a variety of goods, from salami and prawns (shrimps) to feather dusters and straw hats. The customers meet to exchange news and talk about local affairs. This market, with a nut stall in the foreground, is in a village near Rome. Supermarkets are gradually becoming more common in large Italian towns, as they are in other European countries.

reading the Guardian makes you morose compared with the Telegraph. Maybe

The crow never brought good news, like I was needed in Cancún to rub sunscreen on horny coeds.

The news is what it is. It's going to be good, it's going to be positive, it's going to be negative. It's going to have all sorts of effects on candidates always.

a 2011 survey by Food Safety News showed that 75 percent of honey on store shelves had no pollen in it. All honey has at least a few grains of pollen that remain in it after normal straining, and that pollen is the only definitive way to determine country and even region of origin. A complete lack of pollen indicates one of two things: The jar has no honey in it at all, or the honey has been ultrafiltered by heating and forcing the honey through tiny filters to remove all of the pollen.

In other words, journalists should not seek and report facts as news, but launder their news gathering priorities and the facts themselves through a progressive ideology to give them meaning and purpose.

journalism has become an overwhelmingly progressive enterprise, and the disingenuousness with which it is mostly denied, defended, or even celebrated often leads to a pack mentality, groupthink, repetition, and even propaganda presented as news.

Indeed, during the last several decades alone, poll after poll and survey after survey have demonstrated that the media are more liberal than the public at large.

For the first time in our history, the news increasingly is produced by companies outside journalism, and this new economic organization is important.

World War II was a news dispatch, nothing more, listened to and gone in the very next moment—replaced by thoughts of his three favorite subjects: girls and music and food.

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

Without the New York Times, there is no blog community. They'd have nothing to blog about.

I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists.

My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.

A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up and dies of old age in a day.