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Quotes About News

Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.
~ Craig Kilborn
There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'
~ Craig Kilborn
Finally we got some good news about the economy. Barack Obama got $800 billion to rescue the economy. All I can say is, 'Thank you, Oprah.'
~ David Letterman
I think there are a lot of great journalists out there. I don't find much fault in the journalist in general; I think everybody would like to break a good story.
~ George Clooney
Whenever you can bring your chops in as a reporter to unearth a cool story, that's always a good thing.
~ J. Michael Straczynski
It's good news that he is proposing to restore budget cuts that he made, but the reality is that he is still proposing a 4.5 percent increase in tuition that's above inflation.
~ James Rosapepe
Cynics will say there are no good people out there. And if you read the papers and watch TV news you could be convinced of that. But there are good people.
~ Jan Karon
The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that, and everyone at the White House will be looking for jobs.
~ Jay Leno
Now the Democrats control the Senate. But the good news is that now the Republicans can admit that Strom Thurmond has been dead since 1988.
~ Jay Leno
The good news is, the stock market is closed and it can't hurt us again until tomorrow.
~ Jay Leno
Gray Davis got some good news this week: the Clintons are out here in California campaigning for him. Actually, Hillary is campaigning for Davis, Bill is out here for Larry Flynt.
~ Jay Leno
The good news is, we have a huge opportunity here because the President's [Barack Obama] policies have failed.
~ Jeb Bush
They are words you don't easily forget: I don't have good news.
~ Joel Siegel
I like the best of the British press. The best of the British press is very good.
~ John Major
The Mirror has become an important antidote to a media that is, most of it, supportive of the establishment, some of it quite rabidly rightwing. The Mirror is breaking ranks, and that's good news.
~ John Pilger
The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.
~ Johnny Carson
The news is what it is. It's going to be good, it's going to be positive, it's going to be negative. It's going to have all sorts of effects on candidates always.
~ Mark E. Hyman
Did you hear?" he asked. "They found another body around nine this morning. It's the Ripper, definitely." "Good morning," I replied. "Morning. Listen to this. The second victim.
~ Maureen Johnson
Evangelicals have to face it (like Roman Catholics of 16th century had to): Increasingly, our version of Good News is neither news nor good.
~ Samir Selmanovic
Someone has to spread the good news that we survived.
~ Stephenie Meyer
Why, I wonder, should the popularity of a news story matter to me? Does it mean it's a good story or just a seductive one?
~ Susan Orlean
To a friend, achievement is good news, to an enemy, it's bragging.
~ Vanna Bonta
It's hard to believe that in the greatest democracy in the world, we need legislation to prevent the government from writing and paying for the news.
~ John F. Kerry
... Washington is, for one thing, the news capital of the world. And for another, it is a company town. Most of the interesting people in Washington either work for the government or write about it.
~ Sally Quinn