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Quotes About Aspirins

Fabelhaft. Having the best fun ever. One thing at a time. Aspirins. Cold water from the minibar.
~ Donna Tartt
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
~ Fred Allen
so I ate a salad, no wine, popped those two aspirins prescribed by Jan, and slept like a baby, except I didn't toss and turn, pee in my pants, or cry every two hours.
~ Jinx Schwartz
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
~ Evan Esar
A bad usage can spread by tradition and imitation even among people who should and do know better. The debased language that I have been discussing is in some ways very convenient. Phrases like a not unjustifiable assumption, leaves much to be desired, would serve no good purpose, a consideration which we should do well to bear in mind, are a continuous temptation, a packet of aspirins always at one's elbow.
~ George Orwell
Aspirins and sleeping pills are not going to cure America's tensions although they may help temporarily. To get at the real source of our anxieties we must find serenity within ourselves.
~ Bradford Angier
If you want to write fiction, the best thing you can do is take two aspirins, lie down in a dark room, and wait for the feeling to pass.
~ Lawrence Block