Quotes About Comedy

What I have found that my comedy is doing - and what really drives me - is to sort of bring women together through pointing out why we act so crazy.

People say, 'When are you going to do serious stuff?' I look at them as though they were crazy. My serious stuff is my comedy. That's how I make my points.

I really love D.C.; it's one of my favorite places to perform. I always say when I come here, I feel like my IQ increases by 20 points.

There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can't hurt you anymore when you've been completely dismantled.

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.

I was always given the comedy role, even in the ballet. I was the one who fell off her points, you know? I love doing comedy, and I love being in things that make people laugh.

I think if you have a funny thought, and you want to get off a funny point, try to do it as realistically as you can. If you try to act it funny and accent the funny points, or do it in a funny style, you kind of lose it.

I always wanted to give comedy a try and I feel Comedy Classes' is the best platform for that.

Classic comedy is classic comedy, and it will go on for years.

My stand-up act is very clean.

How long does it take to make 'They Think It's All Over?' It's just laughing at each other and thinking, 'Aren't we clever?'

It's difficult to be clean and clever at the same time, but a lot of our stuff was.

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.

I don't need an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Akshay snores so loudly that I'm usually awake the entire night!

I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.

I find the closer you get to people, the harder it is to satirise them.

I was always the class clown. I was always the funny one.

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!

I made a living out of being a class clown.

I really wasn't a class clown.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I was always the class clown.

I was always a bit of a class clown.

My mom used to play a lot of super character-y parts... so I was sort of raised to be a clown.