Quotes About Comedy

From my ear Jenks snickered. "Awwww, you two are so sweet, I could fart fairy balls.

Just tape my ass shut and let me fart out my mouth.

No, we're the two old Muppets on the balcony, cracking lame jokes." "Lame-ass jokes," says Mutt. "I like that." "Me too.

No, we're the two old Muppets on the balcony, cracking lame jokes.

Regin slapped her knees. "Oh, my gods, look at him running like his life depended on catching us." She slid open the door. "Is this straight outta Platoon, or what? Willem!" she cried, holding out one hand. "Run, Willem!" Then she choked on her laughter.

I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh.

A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.

I do benefits for all religions. ... I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.

It would be great to be able to follow in the footsteps of Bill Murray. I really respect his ability as a comedian, obviously, but even more so as an actor.

I love romantic comedies. I have a deep respect for them. I think they're really difficult to write and write well.

Tons of comedians have said, 'I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He's great.' But that respect doesn't mean much to the young people. They like their ginger ale with hot sauce.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

You can tell a lot about a man from his hands. If they don't have any scars or calluses on them, you might as well assume they cry at romantic comedy films, too.

I do agree you can't just make movies three hours long for no apparent reason. For a romantic comedy to be three hours long, that's longer than most marriages.

I love romantic comedies. I like to watch them and I like to be in them.

To have a friend and a comrade as your co-star, especially in a romantic comedy, is really important. It gives you the room. It's easier to give yourself and the other person permission to play.

Romantic comedies are built to be light. They're built for a certain buoyancy.

Beaches and romantic comedies are not my thing. I'm a workaholic.