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Quotes About Comedy

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.
~ Katharine Hepburn
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
~ Will Rogers
Katerina, do you ever watch a comedy show on TV? At the end of one of those 30-minute shows, the credits roll. About 75 people have worked on that show, and only sometimes the shows are funny. I am one man alone. Given the odds, you are lucky if you get a single chuckle out of me. You're lucky if I even make you smile.
~ Jeffrey Benson
Take my last wife. We get on like a house on fire. Last week she took me out to a splendid dinner, she buys me presents, calls me 'old bean' and even phones the Coach and Horses to see whether I've snuffed it or not. But final and damning proof of the failure of our divorce is that she still laughs at my jokes. I wouldn't swap her for a wife.
~ Jeffrey Bernard
Humor can give you the edge you are looking for.
~ Jeffrey Gitomer
appears at my side. "Yeah, we wouldn't want her bursting into flames," he whispers, and we both giggle quietly.
~ Jen Calonita
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
~ Jennifer Aniston
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
~ Jennifer Aniston
I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous.
~ Jennifer Aniston
I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.
~ Jennifer Aniston
she liked to laugh that a young widow who'd just come into a good fortune must be, to misquote Jane Austen, in want of a husband.
~ Jennifer Ashley
I swear, Tiff, if my ass made good grades, you'd want to date my ass.
~ Jennifer Echols
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
~ Jennifer Lopez
Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.
~ Jennifer Lynn Barnes
Lucian [of Samosata; 120-190 CE] was trying to make his audience laugh, rather than start a revolution
~ Jennifer Michael Hecht
She wondered what he looked like with his hat off and wondered again if he knew he was funny.
~ Elmore Leonard
Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.
~ Eoin Colfer
Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
~ Eoin Colfer
So, Mo," said Loafers, chuckling as if that simple rhyme was the funniest joke he had ever made. (Sadly, it was.)
~ Eoin Colfer
Did you bring any food? I haven't eaten for, wow, it must be minutes.
~ Eoin Colfer
La vie est une tragédie : autant la vivre en comédie.
~ Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt
I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.
~ Amber Tamblyn
But when I turn up the volume on the TV no laugh track is playing.
~ Amber Tamblyn
Wherever comes man comes tragedy and comedy also.
~ Amos Bronson Alcott