Quotes About Comedy

The funniest people are the saddest ones

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour.

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the best comedy goes beyond the rules.

Evolution .. Just the right formula of science and comedy may get moviegoers through the door.

A joke is a witticism or play on words that's meant to be funny. I say 'meant to be' because most jokes aren't funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

...that is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile.

If you want to do a movie about aliens coming down to Earth nowadays, you need to do it with a smile.

It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean.

'Tropic Thunder' is one of my favorite movies of all time. 'Blazing Saddles.' Anything that will get me to smile.

I wouldn't call myself successful, just obsessively exhausted. The music makes me smile, the movies make me feel humbled, and the comedy saves my life every day.

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.