Quotes About Comedy

The thing that is incredibly helpful is that we screen the movies and we ask the audience if they like it or not and we ask a lot of questions and do testing on the movies. For comedies, at least, it's very helpful. If they're not laughing and they don't say that they loved it, then I have screwed up.

Even though Laverne and Shirley were always, like, submitting themselves for medical testing and falling asleep on a date or whatever, they always had each other's back.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

A Long Way from Chicago is the funniest book I have read in a while. You will enjoy the antics of Grandma and the love and dismay her grandchildren feel for her

Everything that begins as comedy ends as a horror movie.

Everything that begins as comedy ends as a comic monologue, but we aren't laughing anymore.

Everything that begins as comedy ends as tragicomedy.

Everything that begins as comedy inevitably ends as mystery.

Everything that begins as comedy ends as a dirge in the void.

What begins as comedy ends as a triumphal march, wouldn't you say?

El humor no debe ser risa. Sí, sonrisa. Y, de ser posible, llanto amargo.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humour.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

I wondered what you'd have on the side with a plate of Deep Fried Anxiety. Pickles? Coleslaw? Potato-strychnine mash?

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Isn't he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour?

husband? Sheesh!

Her tiny butt

He thrust his tongue into his cheek, wrinkled his nose and creased his forehead. He made a chortling sound.

How did I get into this mess? Miles isn't even here. -Ivan

I'd rather watch SpongeBob with with Kimmy than talk to you. At least that stupid yellow sponge tries to make sense.