Quotes About Comedy

It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.

You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him.

Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Zane doubled over in his chair, still laughing hysterically. If he wasn't already dead, I would have killed him.

Primer acto, un francés tira un balde de yeso al mar. Segundo acto, un francés tira un balde de yeso al mar. Tercer acto, un francés tira un balde de yeso al mar. ¿Cómo se llama la obra? "La marsellesa".

I am a big fan of the old Howard Hawks films from the 30s and 40s, I was a big Hepburn and Tracey fan for a while and Woody Allen films that are a very different kind of romantic comedy.

Nothing compares to the pain of a belly ache from laughing too hard with your best friend.

You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one… on toast!

Snaughling: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.

This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end.

Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

My husband is a human pincushion.

To laugh is human but to moo is bovine.

Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat.

In dog years, I'm dead.

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?She ain't no lady; she's my wife.

I got a sewing machine for my husband! Good trade, huh?

I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.

It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.

Next time you pull a knife on me," Inga growled, "this is vhat I do to you." She hammered a scruffy bush with the violent and athletic kick of a Chinaman in a kung fu movie. "Extreme Unction!" the bush howled. "Call de priest! Me need Extreme Unction!" "Inga!" Aloysius cried. "De bush no trouble you! Him is a Catholic bush!

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.