Quotes About Comedy

What do you get when you cross an owl and a rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

What does a horny frog say? "Rub-it.

What happened to the pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

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a 24-year-old carpenter in the Philippines was told a joke by a friend. The carpenter thought the joke was so funny, he laughed until he cried, collapsed, and then died. (Although I know what the joke was, I cannot tell it to you for your own safety.)

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my butt is on vacation?

When computers learn how to make jokes, artists will be in serious trouble.

Literally, our show is friendship on display. It's not a written comedy show. It's not a reality show. It's just four friends making each other laugh. And who doesn't enjoy watching people enjoy their friends?

We're not trying to make a reality show at all. The show gets described sometimes as a reality show, sometimes as a prank show. I think it's neither. It's just about us, and it's just about us having a platform to be funny and do comedy, really.

I started to realize that comedy is what I really wanted to do, but I didn't want to do stand-up.

I wanted to be a dramatic actor. I never realized I was funny until I was 20-something.

When I saw 'Caddyshack,' I realized I couldn't act.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

I always wanted attention, and I realized I could make people laugh.

You know, I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor.

I remember sitting in the theater watching 'Bridesmaids,' and I'm doubled over laughing, and then I'm crying in the same movie. It's the overwhelming feeling, as I'm looking up and seeing these women, and I'm realizing how rare it is to see that.

Trump is an amazing comedy writer without realizing it.

I am a joker in my family. I don't need to do anything, but the things I say and my actions make everyone laugh without even realizing.

Before the whole Disney realm had undergone this huge revamping, as a kid, I always saw myself doing these dramatic indie parts. And then I fell in love with doing comedy and doing kid shows and really working for kids.

I love 'Another Round.' It's Heben Nigatu and Tracy Clayton's podcast that's through BuzzFeed, and they're real funny and really themselves. And I like it because it's very funny, but it's outside the realm of comedians talking about comedy.

I'm clown realness!

For some reason, people enjoy seeing me lose my cherub-like demeanor.

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable.