Quotes About Comedy

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

Kids eh? Little treasures, I love 'em... couldn't eat a whole one though.

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh .

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.

I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

When he saw the contents of my MP3 player one afternoon, he laughed so hard he nearly dislodged one of his tubes.

had laughed for a full minute, trying to straighten his face when

At his apartment she peed with the bathroom door open. It sounded like a visiting horse was relieving itself.

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

Success is always less funny than failure.