Quotes About Comedy

I didn't know that I could do a talk show. I didn't know that we could bring variety to daytime. I didn't know that people wanted to see singing, and dancing and comedy in the morning.

Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne Exactly.

i like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which i also keep handy.

Play your part in the comedy, but don't identify yourself with your role.

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

I stuff my bra. So if you get to second base with me, you'll find that the bases are loaded.

I just had plastic surgery: They cut up all my credit cards. Except for my Discover card, which nobody takes.

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian ' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

There are clowns who make you laugh, there are clowns who laugh with you and there are clowns who laugh at you."

When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked.

Bilgili kimseye öykünmeyi beceremiyorsun ama soyguncuya öykünmeyi çok iyi beceriyorsun. Filmlerin, radyo programlar?n, "güldürü kitaplar?n" hep cinayetlerle dolu.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

We all have our genre. Some people live a tragedy, others inhabit a never-ending religious drama, some approach life as if it were an action film, and not a few act as if in a comedy. But in the end, they are all just stories.

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Incidentally, I don't know how late you were planning to stay, but there is an excellent film this evening The Snake Pit . It's a wonderful comedy. I've seen it several times.

I've acted all my life. All the world's a stage.' 'It's not.' Bressac tapped his nose thoughtfully. 'There's no rehearsal, no proper audience, no intermission, one performance only. Behind the scenes there are only more scenes. You can't tell if it's a tragedy or a comedy, but you know that, sooner or later, it'll be an historical. Daggers have solid blades and the blood is real.

The thing about Laurel and Hardy movies that you can't get from the chopped-up versions on television is how beautiful they are. Things happen exactly at the moment they have to happen. They don't happen a second too soon or too late. You can even predict what's going to happen—and it does happen—and it surprises you anyway. It doesn't surprise you because it happened, but because it happened so perfectly.

But fortunately they sent Inspector Clouseau.

My uncle and I had a fairly compact "Take My Wife" routine for two people who were not married and couldn't stand the sight of each other.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.