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Quotes About Comedy

One would argue what they do to me on 'Jokers' is already horror. It's an easy transition to write a thriller.
~ James Murray
We did sketch comedy, performed live improv, and then we made the transition to TV with 'Impractical Jokers.'
~ Joe Gatto
I think there are people that don't think 'SNL' should make movies because sketches don't translate. Sometimes they don't, but sometimes they do.
~ Will Forte
I love doing improv, and I swear by it, and I encourage people to take classes, and blah blah blah. But it's always been interesting how it doesn't necessarily translate to television.
~ Jack McBrayer
I am very good at comedy off screen. I wish I could translate it so that you could get to see how mad I am.
~ Dimple Kapadia
At school I was very shy and coincidentally inherited the title 'little miss worry guts,' and that was just among the staff. I learned early on that I could make people laugh, and as my small neat body betrayed me by growing to dizzying heights, I used it as a tool that translated into complete slap-stick comedy.
~ Erin O'Connor
Once I started getting serious about standup I got a better handle on word economy and making jokes punchier, which translated well to Twitter.
~ Jaboukie Young-White
I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with 'Lost in Translation' and 'Rushmore.' I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great.
~ Will Ferrell
Jill Soloway is a friend of mine. She does 'Transparent,' and she's amazingly funny and brilliant and bright. And I love her show.
~ Kenya Barris
There are tragedies and there are comedies, aren't there? And they are often more the same than different, rather like men and women, if you ask me. A comedy depends on stopping the story at exactly the right moment.
~ Siri Hustvedt
I love Benny Hill. He one of my favourites of aaall time. Like, the way Benny did it, he was just amazing. Just seeing how he put songs together and comedy and the timing and the sketches. He was way ahead of his time.
~ Snoop Dogg
Y'all don't say jive anymore, do ya?" "No, that's some ol' Sanford and Son stuff." "You shut your mouth, boy. That Redd Foxx is a comedic genius. That skinny dude you kids think is so funny? Jerry Murphy? Freddie Murphy?" "Eddie Murphy, and he's the joint!" "Your little Eddie Murphy ain't got nothing on no Redd Foxx.
~ Sofia Quintero
Every now and then, during the commercials Dad will say something like, 'How was school today, Sophie Dophie?' Once I said, 'We played strip poker during third period and I lost.' Dad just said, 'That's nice,' without even looking up from his meatloaf.
~ Sonya Sones
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
~ Spike Milligan
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
~ Spike Milligan
Come, come, come? I'm not asking for hundreds of pounds, just a little to start with. Will someone say ten shillings?' 'I can say it, Father' said Milligan, 'but I haven't got it.' 'I've got it,' thought Dr Goldstein, 'but I'm not going to say it.
~ Spike Milligan
Author, author, did you write these legs?( The Milligan- Puckoon
~ Spike Milligan
Of these plays, the most inoffensive are comedies and tragedies, that is to say, the dramas which poets write for the stage, and which, though they often handle impure subjects, yet do so without the filthiness of language which characterizes many other performances; and it is these dramas which boys are obliged by their seniors to read and learn as a part of what is called a liberal and gentlemanly education.
~ St. Augustine
Can human beings change? The humor, and the sadness, of remarriage comedies can be said to result from the fact that we have no good answer to that question.)
~ Stanley Cavell
Di questi tempi è duro far gli spiritosi se non si è miliardari.
~ Stefano Benni
When I say 'friends,' I use that term loosely, as I don't actually have any.
~ Stephan Pastis
Me no read. Look how smart me is.
~ Stephan Pastis
My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren't for her, I'd be happy.
~ Stephan Pastis
Men! Her mother actually wanted to marry one of these?
~ Stephanie Bond