Quotes About Comedy

Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.

Jason Statham is funny, I never knew that.

I just love watching 'Andaz Apna Apna.' Every single time, I end up laughing so much that my jaws start hurting.

I think Jay Leno is fantastic.

Jay Mohr saved my life. That's not an overstatement either.

I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.

It was liberating to do comedy. It felt like playing in a jazz band.

I know David Walliams did 'Blankety Blank', and when he did that I was so jealous. I would have loved to have done that. It's sort of my sense of humour.

We didn't get along, me and Bill Murray. But I've got to give it to him: I don't like him, but he makes me laugh even now. I'm also jealous that he's a better golfer than I am.

Jeff Garlin is essentially my dad.

I love Jennifer Saunders, the 'Absolutely Fabulous' creator.

When I first saw 'Broken' Matt Hardy, I thought to myself, 'Umm...' I actually said to Jeremy Borash 'Why is he talking like that? Is he trying to make an accent and it's coming out really bad?' And then it kind of grows on you and it's just funny as hell, at least for me.

I loved 'The Jerk.' That was my favorite movie.

What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

I'm the Jerry Lewis of crime fiction.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

I grew up on Jerry Lewis and Abbot and Costello, the Marx Brothers.

I grew up loving David Letterman and Pee-wee Herman, but as far as live performance comedy, all I knew were the Jerry Seinfeld-type comedians of the world, and that's what I thought live performance comedy was all about.

I look at Seinfeld - he looks like he's having fun. He's just enjoying being Jerry Seinfeld, you know, on 'Seinfeld.'

Jerry Trainor is one of the funniest people on the planet.

The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.

Jackie Chan is a very good comedy/martial arts star. He does one kind of martial arts that Jet Li doesn't know how to do, and Jet Li does a martial art that Jackie Chan doesn't know how to do.