Quotes About Comedy

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.

You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.

Adam Sandler would always be cracking jokes; he's really great.

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.

I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny.

I'm a big guy, but I don't do 'I'm so fat that... ' jokes.

I was a bit of a humour black sheep. I would make these jokes full of irony and dark cynicism and that just didn't work when I was seven, people did not laugh.

There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.

But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake.

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it - I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

I told jokes badly.

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

I could never sit down and write jokes.

I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.