Quotes About Comedy

Gert: What... what just happened? Chase: I don't know, but guess who totally stole Cookie Monster's glasses! Gert: Whew, for a second there, I was worried we almost learned something. Chase: Ooo, look at me! I'm a big fluffy nerd!

Sai, negli ultimi mesi ho mangiato tante di quelle pesche in scatola, che ieri notte ho praticamente cacato una crostata.

You want another one? Oh, I don't know: I've already had two whole, entire Fig Newtons. Maybe I could try to muscle one more down but I don't think I - Mmmm, I am stuffed to the wrappers! They're nuts. We got an ER here. We got a three Fig Newton eater. How many did he have? What is he nuts? Doesn't he read?

It's called 'You Just Don't Exist.' I'm co-starring with Winifred Hailey. It's like, a romantic comedy.

There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh

I don't know. There are so many beautiful girls around, that after a while you start looking for someone, who can make you laugh.

This is a show of the shit variety

Tonight's feature starred the commander-in-chief himself. Angie had been summoned to Casa Bellicosa to unfasten a screech owl from the presidential pompadour, which the low-swooping raptor had mistaken for a road-kill fox.

His face appeared to have been massaged with an industrial cheese grater and then retouched with a glue gun.

MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull.

MarkBaynard: You know what they say- dying is easy; comedy is hard.

Quando os espetadores de uma comédia riem às gargalhadas, estão a responder a uma situação no palco, mas também à boa-disposição uns dos outros, deleitando-se com essa solidariedade de som e com a fraternidade momentânea que ela fomenta.

A comédia representa uma ameaça para o poder soberano não só por causa do seu pendor anárquico, mas também por fazer pouco de questões tão importantes como o sofrimento e a morte, diminuindo assim a força de algumas das sanções judiciais que as classes governantes tendem a ter na manga. Ela pode fomentar uma despreocupação temerária que afrouxa o poder da autoridade.

The situation was rather like that of the mid-twentieth century, when the old vaudeville comedians – with their distinctive repertoire of hand-me-down material culled from many years of touring music halls – found themselves displaced by the university-educated satirists of the television age who wrote their own fresh material every week.

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

It was like being in a Jane Austen novel, but one with far less clothing.

It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad

The monk solved his immediate problem by giving a little whimper and fainting.

Look out! He's got a daisy!

Laughter can get through the keyhole while seriousness is still hammering on the door.

You Don't Have To Be Pitilessly Sadistic To Work Here But It Helps!

We're really good at it, Teppic thought. Mere animals couldn't possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

I've actually phased out the misogynistic jokes because I used to think that everyone knew that I was joking.

A lot of what I think is funny is usually through some sort of character, or speaking earnestly one second and then saying something obviously joking.