Quotes About Comedy

I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.

Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

I'd like to do 'My Best Friend's Wedding, ' 'Pretty Woman, ' Meg Ryan type stuff. Romantic comedies. I'd love to do some action stuff as well.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

Laughter (humor) is the best medicine"!

At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.

Being able to make people laugh is great, but it takes on a different meaning if they are laughing at you, not with you.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!

Sam O'Neill drew a deft little caricature of the two of us as Mulder and Scully (I still have it, somewhere) and Cassie stuck it to the side of her computer, next to a bumper sticker that said BAD COP! NO DOUGHNUT!

I've been doing a lot of drama, but I feel like comedy is my strength.

The two men's stomachs pressed together like a couple of beach balls. For a moment, Puri felt like he was going to get stuck.

Life is a comedy for the man who thinks, a tragedy for the man who feels.

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.

I used to be on a live show with Caroline Flack, and I think I only got on that because I was a comic in Spain and ended up getting on well with her.

If you come to any of my live shows, you'll see, it's very frenetic. I have the attention span of a gnat.

I would do a 'Pitch Perfect 29', where the Bellas take on the Spaniards instead of the Germans. All the girls would have to learn Spanish. I'll teach them!

In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino comic instead of just a comic. Now I try to make the show as broad as possible... I don't want to alienate people. I want to make it so everybody can follow along and everybody can relate.

I don't enjoy sparring with the audience. It devastates me.

What I remember most about the 'Road' movies is my enjoyment at watching the two characters sparring with each other. But more important than that was my feeling that Hope and Crosby were enjoying the sparring, too.