Quotes About Comedy

I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks.

I never watched 'Cheers,' actually.

I got sent some cheese once. I'm not sure if that was saying something about my act, or just because I like cheese.

I love UCB Chelsea. There is, to me, no stage like it.

Your chemistry with your co-actors is more important in a comedy. You can't leave it to your performance alone. So many things have to fall into place to make people laugh.

We all grew up with Chevy Chase and Bill Murray.

I actually like and love Chevy Chase.

New York is almost as important as Chicago, improv-wise.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

'Robot Chicken' was one of my favorite shows.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention.

Everyone has material about cats, and everyone has material about family and what they think about their government or childhood.

I had envisioned doing comedy since childhood. For sure.

My husband's chill.

Comedy is like music. You have to know the key and you have to find players with good chops.

Why did God have to make Mo'Nique a good actress? What was God thinking when he decided to give Mo'Nique acting chops. Now we have to endure Mo'Nique comedy specials.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

I was one of the people that always got chosen last, and I think I bulked up my comedy bone to make up for my lack of friends.

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

Chris Rock is a very funny man.

When you're with Chris Wylde, there's never not laughter.

Chris O'Dowd's a legend, isn't he? I like him.