Quotes About Comedy

I don't really know how to act that much. I'm quite good at comedy, but it's mostly acting naturally.

Humor writing is something that comes naturally to me.

When you're around people who are trying to be funny all day and trying to one-up each other, that's just naturally - if you want to do it - it's going to make you better.

People in comedy are just gorgeous, just the best human beings. They are naturally interested in other people and in playing something other than themselves.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

Comedians used Christine jokes with abandon, frequently when I was present, as even my name was good for a surefire laugh. Many of the stories were very unappetizing, and almost always dealt with the more lewd and phonographic aspects of sex. Probably it's because I was the subject of the commentary, but I've never quite understood why it reached such levels of popularity, though I admit that the sources showed phenomenal imagination.

A rule of thumb with humor; if you worry that you might be going too far, you have already not gone far enough. If everybody laughs, you have failed.

Billy Wilder, Lenny Bruce, Saul

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.

Do we still have to floss? Tommy asked. I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh.

Do not bonk the Juliette

after Sammy struggles to unhook Stilton's bra] She rolled onto her face to give him a good shot at the hook in the back. Free my people! I will. I am the Harriet Tubman of your breasts.

You put your dick in my lunch?

I'm poor and my cat is huge.

I said," said Lear, "most pernicious monstress, perfect in her perfidy!" Kent mimed a set of generous bosoms on himself and raised an eyebrow as if to ask, "Boobs?" I shrugged as if to say, "Aye, boobs sounds right." "Aye, most pernicious perfidy indeed, sire," said I. "Aye, most bouncy and jiggling perfidy,"3 said Kent.

Oh, good sir," said Bottom. "I knew as soon as I saw your fool's motley you would bring skill and grand disaster to our play.

the other three trumpeters having recently succumbed to herpes.

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. VOLTAIRE

Ich möchte ihn im Joch der Ehe sehen, allein schon, um ihn aus dem Bett meiner eigenen Frau fernzuhalten.

And then I see that the old vampyre is charred like Wile E. Coyote after a bad rocket shoes test.

Every Chihuahua in America Lines Up to Take a Bite out of Byron

One of us needs to get laid. Just one of us? What are the odds of both of us getting laid?