Quotes About Comedy
I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
~ Bill Engvall
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The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.
~ Joan Rivers
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People are meant to be certain places, and I think I'm meant to be on a sound stage doing situation comedy.
~ Bob Newhart
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My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.
~ Steven Wright
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No, people don't heckle me. I think it's because there's this big, black guy on stage and it's slightly daunting.
~ Lenny Henry
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Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!
~ Don Rickles
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I learned from the guys before me - Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, just to name a few. These are guys that let it all hang out. What they lived is what they took to the stage.
~ Kevin Hart
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I could never do stand-up because it's that thing of having to get up on stage. And out of every 10 jokes you tell, nine of them have to get a really good response.
~ Daniel Radcliffe
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As an ex-stand up, I can tell you that a comedy club isn't a place you go looking to get the abuse you just can't seem to find in daily life. The stage is a performer's domain. You protect that domain. You are not on stage to take what's given just 'cause you're getting paid. If you are attacked, you retaliate.
~ John Ridley
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I find when most people are offended, it's phony. It's an attention-seeking device. So I love to call them out on it from stage.
~ Jim Norton
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My doctor told me that I would have had a heart attack on stage.
~ Bob Mortimer
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As you get older as a comedian and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the build-up to the jokes, but how comfortable you can be in the silence and the non-laughing parts, and how long you can take the audience without a laugh to then get a huge reaction.
~ Patton Oswalt
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I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage.
~ Patton Oswalt
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Having nine brothers and sisters, you have to stand out. In order to get on the stage with me and Shawn and Marlon and Keenan and Kim, you have to be funny. We're not going to let you in the conversation.
~ Damon Wayans
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I get frustrated by the fact that comics go on stage with some kind of agenda beyond comedy - I'm not sure it should be about that.
~ Andrew Lawrence
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After I became a professional comedian, I took to listening to Cash's classic hit 'Ring of Fire' before I went on stage. I always found it completely exhilarating.
~ Frank Skinner
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Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.
~ Bill Hader
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I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view.
~ Loni Love
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I don't know about other comedians, but I know that I never have felt anything like stage fright. I've felt nervous before big shows, but I think that's different than stage fright.
~ Moshe Kasher
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To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.
~ Kathy Griffin
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There are a lot of comics at the top end making staggering amounts of money and selling out stadiums. I think stand-up is a more intimate thing than that. Maybe because of the kind of comedy I do. It's like a discussion, but I'm the one with the microphone.
~ Marcus Brigstocke
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I'm still fighting really hard to get any role I get. If it's comedy, I go for the laughs. And if it's drama, I try to tell the truth, and try to play the real stakes of whatever scenario the character's in.
~ Chris Pratt
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Thing is, I'm a funny actor, but I'm not good at being funny. I'm going to ramble for a second: I'm an actor who can make things funny in the moment, like in stakes or in circumstances or out of character.
~ Matthew Lillard
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People think that, when you're doing comedy, nothing means anything, that people run around and act crazy. It's quite the opposite. The stakes are life-and-death.
~ J. Smith-Cameron
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