Quotes About Comedy

Life is comic or pitiful as soon as the high ends of being fade out of sight, and man becomes near-sighted, and can only attend towhat addresses the senses.

As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad

With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.

Wit will never make a man rich, but there are places where riches will always make a wit.

Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.

A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.

Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it'

In Men in Black, it was a very small character, no pun intended.

A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.

Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.

I guess my height has hurt me as much as it's helped me. In comedy people don't mind casting tall women next to shorter men. It adds to the humour.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

The straight man has to know to relate to the comic. When I think of the great comedy teams, I think of Martin & Lewis, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello.

As the purpose of comedy is to correct the vices of men, I see no reason why anyone should be exempt.

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.