Quotes About Comedy

The only thing I would unequivocally say is that I have never had any interest in romantic comedy I just couldn't do it. I think I'd be terrible.

Le duo Debbie-Simon marchait déjà très fort, mais alors complété par la rythmique Scott-Paul, j'imagine ce que ça a pu donner. Quelque chose comme une saturation de plaisir, qui vous coupe le souffle, vous fait pleurer de rire.

Comedy is an escape, not from truth but from despair a narrow escape into faith.

La vie sert à faire des opéras-comiques.

You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically.

All we marrieds have a marriage chuckle. A marriage chuckle is a fake laugh you bring out when your spouse does something dumb that you have to pretend is charming. My

It was one of those ones they call screwball comedies, where people mislead and ill-treat each other in the most shocking and baffling way possible, then forgive and forget about it because they happen to like the look of each other. Only they call it falling in love.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

Take my wife, please.

Sentar-se no meio de uma fala seria lembrar que se tem corpo. Napoleão, que era psicólogo nas horas vagas, observou que se passa da tragédia à comédia pelo simples fato de se sentar.

O maior inimigo do riso é a emoção.

One fool at least in every married couple.

While we are in the realm of comedy, it is worth recalling that one of the best and best-known episodes of the historical sitcom Blackadder, titled 'Ink and Incapability', confronts this very subject. Its fidelity to history is limited (Jane Austen is Johnson's contemporary, and apparently has 'a beard like a rhododendron'), but its representation of the perils of lexicography is just. The

The grate desire ov mi life iz tew amuze sumboddy. I had rather be able to set the multiplikashun table tew sum lively tune than tew hav ein the author ov it.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Wolfgang Pauli, to seriously consider quitting in 1925. "For me," he wrote in exasperation to a colleague, "physics is too difficult and I wish that I were a film comedian or something similar and had never heard of physics.

The real comic muse is the one underwhose laughing mask tears roll down.