Quotes About Comedy

Commercial comedy's often set up to feature an ironist making devastating sport of someone who's naive or sentimental or pretentious or pompous.

Your comedy and mine will have been played then, and we shall be removed

Captain of our fairy band, Helena is here at hand, And the youth, mistook by me, Pleading for a lover's fee. Shall we their fond pageant see? Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Is not this Stephano, my drunken butler?

When in that moment,—so it came to pass,— Titania wak'd, and straightway lov'd an ass.

I, sir, am Dromio; command him away. I, sir, am Dromio; pray, let me stay.

The best actors in the world, either for tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical, historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-comical-historical-pastoral, scene individable, or poem unlimited. Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor Plautus too light. For the law of writ and the liberty, these are the only men. Polonius

A joke is a very serious thing.

A joke's a very serious thing.

?ycie pisze najbardziej oryginalne, najbardziej komiczne a jednocze?nie najbardziej dramatyczne scenariusze.

I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so. It may be Nature's provision for maintaining the balance of the species, sir.

Bertie, he said, I want your advice. Carry on. At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean, you're a pretty consummate old [prat], aren't you? Not that I want to hurt your feelings, of course. No, no, I see that. What I wish you to do is put the whole thing to that fellow Jeeves of yours, and see what he suggests.

My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.

No, thanks. I already own a penguin.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose..

Muerte (Una comedia) Tienen que comprender que yo no puedo competir con un asesino demente. Un maniaco tiene la fuerza de diez hombres y yo tengo la fuerza de medio...A menos que me estén utilizando como señuelo

The only time that my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.