Quotes About Comedy

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap.

Nick is driving us," Jamie informed him. "Nick has a car. Nick has TWO cars. Ha!

I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier.

Laurel and Hardy. That's John and Yoko, and we stand a better chance under that guise, because all the serious people, like Martin Luther King, and Kennedy, and Gandhi, got shot.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

I have remained true to my deepest convictions. I mean to the courage of those who are born to be defeated, the weaknesses of the strong, and the tragedy of misunderstandings and missed opportunities, which I have done my best to treat as comedy – for otherwise how can we manage to bear it?

Molière'S great comic villains are perfect butts for the humorist's lash.

Simpsons boxers.

Watson loved them sour kind of jokes, which I enjoyed myself. I mean, ain't life some kind of a sour joke? Might's well laugh, that's the way him and me seen it, whether nice folks seen the joke or not. One time when Watson caught me grinning along with him, he give a wink and lifted up his hat.

As I believe I told you before, there had been some slight unpleasantness between us, arising from the occasion when she had sent me over to New York to disentangle my cousin Gussie from the clutches of a girl on the music hall stage. When I tell you that by the time I had finished my operations Gussie had not only married the girl but had gone on the halls himself and was doing well, you'll understand that relations were a trifle strained between aunt and nephew.

It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.

That goat," Rachael said. "You love the goat more than me. More than you love your wife, probably. First the goat, then your wife, then last of all—" She laughed merrily. "What can you do but laugh?

Exchange between Arctor and Barris: "Now that my Olds is laid up indefinitely, Arctor said, "I've decided I should sell it and buy a Henway. What's a Henway? Barris said. (…) About three pounds, Arctor said.

I'm so drunk my head doesn't even need my neck.

From the inter-Award banter of Mr. Bobby Slayton, professional comedian and master of ceremonies for the 1997 AVNAs: "I know I'm looking good, though, like younger, 'cause I started using this special Grecian Formula—every time I find a gray hair, I fuck my wife in the ass. [No laughter, scattered groans.] Fuck you. That's a great joke. Fuck you.

She's cinematic and I'm a fucking sitcom.

I am amazed at the randomness, the comedy, and the faith that brings us all together and makes us hold on.

Her sense of humor is indistinguishable from her sense of self.

I want to see this as well as be a part of it. I want to remember it for what it is. I am amazed by the love I feel for so many people. I am amazed at the randomness, the comedy, and the faith that brings us all together and makes us hold on.

It's always a low when life beings to imitate an old Chevy Chase movie.

Thanks stadium pal!

Oh, offensive jokes…when, if ever, will your time come around again?

That man tried to picka my frienda's pocketoni!