Quotes About Comedy

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.

Below that was the thrum of bumblebees climbing in and over and around the peonies. Getting lost. Bumbling around. It looked comical, ridiculous. But then so much did, unless you knew.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on where you were sitting) Libby let off the smelliest, loudest fart known to humanity. It came out of her bum-oley with such force that she lifted off my knee - like a hovercraft. Even she looked surprised by what had come out of her.

It was like being in an exciting movie, except I didn't know whether it was a romance or a comedy.

Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart." ? Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants: Even Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

poo parlor division" instead of "loo.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est. (Applaud, my friends, the comedy is over.) [ Said on his deathbed ]

He had a moustache-and-beard combination that looked like a skinny white caterpillar taking a lap around his mouth.

Humor is the last refuge of the damned.

Everything is humorous, said Shorty, except your own death. But other people will laugh.

They had come to praise him. It was so beautiful, so comical, so true to life! the doctor said. The little girl gave him the flowers and the Mayor embraced him lightly. Oh, we thought, signore, he said, that you were merely a poet.

The Goon Show

The problem with political correctness is that comedians have to set the bar according to what we are told by the most touchy, most emotionally unstable and fragile and least stoic people in the country.

I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again.

Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we're too senile to remember each other's birthdays.

After all, what is a pedestrian? He is a man who has two cars-one being driven by his wife, the other by one of his children.

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his sh.. into a truck.

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.